Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So Is My Cat) by Andrew Shaffer

Author:Andrew Shaffer [Shaffer, Andrew]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: 8th Circle

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What I’m trying to say is,

no, I don’t see us getting married.

Poetry Edgelord

Hold onto your butt, Walt Shitman,

because I’m about to blow your mind:

A poem is just a short story

without proper punctuation.

How do you like them apples,

thou hirsute Verse Jockey?

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Don’t even get me started on that

emo clown William Turdsworth.

The Power of Belief

You are uniquely you—

and you can do anything you set your mind to, anything in the world!

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